By Erika Tweed
Stuffed Cranium Stalinensis

Anno Domini 2350
- Preheat Gamma-Ray baking basket
- With Beta-Ray bone detector
retrieve cranium of Bolshevic poet
- Sterilize the Omega rays
- Decorate outside of cranium with
your favorite aphorisms on life
- Line inside of cranium with
Ginko Biloba dipped
in nectar from Venus Flytrap
- Handmix for filling:
- 25 dkg ergot-coated eggs of
bluebottle blowfly
- 5 dkg chopped aromatic henbane
- 3 dkg ground scales of Gila monster
- �S l of elephant semen whipped to a froth
- Fill cranium with mixture
- Top with berries of belladonna
and sliced amanita mushrooms
- Bake in Gamma-Ray basket for 1 �S seconds
- Garnish with circinate Venus-hair
dyed with color of the day.
BON APPETIT!